Joe v. Super Smart Squirrels

Okay, now I’m scared. Since removing the second squirrel nest  a couple of days ago, I have still been hearing the varmints running around. Today when I heard a particularly ominous scratching sound (are they going to chew their way into my attic?), I resorted to my primitive strategy number 1: I banged on the soffits with a broom handle. The banging is amplified by the the aluminum of the soffits and the hollow chamber, so it always sends the little guys scrambling away in a real hurry. This is very satisfying, despite the fact that it makes the neighbours (and my wife) doubt my sanity. 

So, curious as to why the squirrels were no longer discouraged by the ultrasonic transmitters I’d put in the eaves, I climbed up to inspect my devices. To my surprise, I discovered this!

 

Sabotage!

Sabotage!

That’s right, the squirrels had chewed through the wire!

4 Responses to “Joe v. Super Smart Squirrels”


  1. 1 Bucky February 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    This blog may not enlighten me as to how I may get rid of rodents of my own, however, it is teaching me the joys of the English language. Not only do you refer to your unwanted guests as ‘Varmints’ (a word I have not heard since childhood cartoons), but you also have introduced me to the word ‘Soffit’. Until now, I didn’t give this object a second glance. Now, I intend to refer to them in conversation as many times as possible.

  2. 2 Christine February 19, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Squirrels can be a very tricky pest to manage. Pest 1 Joe 0.

  3. 3 Rob February 22, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    to keep squirrels and rodents from traveling along wires place a pie tin on the wire. This will spin when the animal tries to climb over it. http://www.cobrapest.com

    • 4 Joe February 22, 2009 at 8:35 pm

      Thanks Rob, but sadly our house is so close to our neighbours that there are too many ways onto our roof. No stinkin’ pie tin is going to stop these buggers.


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